Is your store safe and how can I give you money?
Totally safe. I use PayPal for all transactions. If you do not have a PayPal account, you can still use a credit/debit card to pay through PayPal. Just do it.
How are shipping charges calculated?
Shipping charges are calculated using USPS first class and priority rates by weight. I have put together product combinations that will minimize shipping costs while maximizing Teachbad Goodness.
Do you offer quantity discounts?
Yes, I do. If you want to buy a bunch of something, send me an email and I’ll make you a deal. email@example.com
What if I’m not happy with my order?
Jeez. You don’t even have it yet and you’re already complaining. Let’s stay positive. But if you happen to be unsatisfied for any reason, you may pay to send it back to me within 30 days for a full refund. If something arrives broken, take a picture of it if you can and I’ll send you a replacement at no cost.
Do you think you might run for president someday?
I have no plans to run at this time. I’m very happy here doing the important work of Teachbad Industries. We’ve got a lot of work to do in making sure that teachers’ voices are heard and they all have access to high quality novelty coffee cups at a reasonable price. Right now I’m focused on that so, no, I have no immediate plans to run for the presidency of the United States.