Mr. Teachbad’s Squeezable Teacher Balls
Some people call these “stress balls”. I think that’s stupid because Mr. Teachbad’s Squeezable Teacher Balls will totally relax you when you squeeze them. They should be called “relax balls”.
These are custom-made teacher balls with the Teachbad logo on one side and Students can be annoying, but I am NOT allowed to hit them on the other. The familiar, comfortable Teachbad logo and inspired words of validation give the modern teacher a poised and empowering sense of truth and rebellion while helping to avoid jail time and saving thousands in legal fees all at once.
Mr. Teachbad’s Squeezable Teacher Balls are blue. They are approximately 3 inches in diameter and have a bit of a shine to them. Enjoy!