Archive for the ‘Students: Better and Worse’ Category

Good News!

It was a good day My most obnoxious student Moved to Kentucky It was the best. I have this kid for two classes and he just will not or cannot stop talking and walking around. He’s one of the few who I really believe has ADHD. He came in early this morning with something for me to sign. He said “I’m outta here, Mr. Teachbad.” I thought maybe he had been suspended, at best. Hopefully for a week. The news that he is moving made my heart swell. It’s sort of too bad. I actually like him and think he’s Read more [...]

Fat Kids

You are so damn fat I mean, just look at yourself What have you eaten So much of by seventeen? Your man-boobs are disturbing These kids are fat. I’m serious. And lazy. But let’s talk about fat. I’ve never seen this before. Obesity run amuck. Type-2 diabetes in the mail. Put your money in dialysis machines. Do these kids expect to be able to fit into a car when they’re 25? I don’t think so. That reminds me of a field trip we went on last year. They were huffin’ and puffin’, walking down a goddamn Read more [...]