Teachbad’s Awesome Teacher Store
Ladies and Gentlemen-
I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of the REAL Teachbad Teacher Store. Inside you can find the classic Teachbad Therapy Magnet set as well as other brand new products that are here just in time for the holidays.
Aside from the new product offerings, another major improvement is that the store is now on the same site as the blog, not like the clown shoes place I had before.
Shop and enjoy.
Mr. Teachbad
Dear Teachbad,
I want to order. In fact I tried to order–thousands of dollars of stuff. I’m nervous though because the message at the checkout says that there is no shipping available to my state. I’m in California, which is the really long state on the left side. I see delivery people around here all the time and the map shows roads that extend into other, different colored states too. Is this an error? Are the Fedex and UPS trucks I see really just a ruse to make me think other people are getting presents? Is there differentiated delivery available? Please advise so I can spend some of the too-much money I make.
Looking into it. There is no reason that CA should be treated any differently. The place on the checkout where you enter address has a strange thing where the STATE field is in the place where you would expect the ZIP CODE field and vicey versy. Waiting on web man to respond. Meanwhile, feel free to see if that was the problem. I put in a mock order for CA and it went through. Let me know and thank you.
There were a couple of glitches in the beginning, but Mr. Teachbad helped me through my problems–and he’ll cure all of yours as well. . I just received my mugs and they are the coolest things since canned oysters. I don’t even think they’re lead-based. I drank from one and immediately felt better about teaching. My stacks of essays graded themselves and my lesson plans for the rest of the semester fell out of my butt when I bent over to pick up the money I found on the ground. I typically don’t do endorsements, but I seriously have more friends and my sperm count has risen since ordering from the Teachbad Teacher Store. I also just got six-pack abs. I even differentiate now without even trying. I’m differentiating right now, as a matter of fact. Thanks Mr. Teachbad