Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole

That’s sort of how I feel. After all day with admin­is­tra­tors want­ing their data stan­dards assess­ment pro­file action plans and stu­dents ask­ing dumb-ass ques­tions about work they are not going to do, you’d think we’d get some love on the outside.

But no.

I’m not sure where to start. For at least a few years now the drum­beat of “we have to get rid of bad teach­ers” has been get­ting louder. (Nev­er­mind the com­plex­i­ties of defin­ing what a good or a bad teacher is.)

In recent days the drum­beat has become deaf­en­ing and hos­tile. (Again…pay no atten­tion to com­plex­ity or nuance. They don’t get along with loud or hos­tile.)

Is this job worth it? We are attacked, but there is no defense. If teach­ers dare to ques­tion any propo­si­tion that would adversely affect their work­ing con­di­tions, they are labeled as “putting adults first, not kids”. This is the Emo­tional Black­mail of Edu­ca­tion (EBE). If you’re not on board with what­ever the cur­rent ped­a­gog­i­cal, social, bud­getary, or Gates pro­gram is; you are against chil­dren. Shame on you.

This idea that teach­ers are the prob­lem has really blos­somed and come into its own. Sud­denly it’s all on us. I have had parole offi­cers call my class­room for stu­dents. I have had child pro­tec­tive ser­vices call my class­room because my student’s child is being neglected and is about to be taken away. I have had my prin­ci­pal call my room because a student’s father was arrested on the way to school.

I can’t com­pen­sate for that; not remotely. And it is unfair to expect me to. Seri­ously, it just hap­pens to be the case that all the shitty teach­ers are in poor parts of big cities? Seri­ously?? And we have to get rid of them? Then what?

Any­way, peo­ple are mad at teach­ers. This is all over the place now, but in case you haven’t seen it, my girl­friend, Diane Rav­itch, was on Jon Stew­art last night. (I talk a bit about her new book here.) Both of them were excel­lent. The hypocrisy and mis­placed anger at teach­ers was well-displayed. My other girl­friend, Valerie Strauss from the Wash­ing­ton Post, posted some high­light video and analy­sis. I don’t have any­thing to add to that.

Watch it if you haven’t already. Share it with friends.

We’re not the bad guys, are we?

And one last thing…

The New York Times ran a piece yes­ter­day about a teacher feel­ing really dumped on. Here name is Erin Parker. She’s new to teach­ing and works in Wisconsin.

She seems to feel bad that she wants to teach and the state is now telling her that she’s got it too easy and her fancy $36,000 every year, plus being able to go to the doc­tor, is just a lit­tle over the top. She was bitch­ing and moan­ing about not being able to save for a down pay­ment for a house. Whin­ing and wet­ting her­self because her stu­dent loan debt is more than 70 per­cent of her annual, bloated income.

Then some douchebag from the Cato Insti­tute responds. (Some­thing tells me he has never been a teacher.) (Some­thing tells me he prob­a­bly doesn’t know any­one who has a house­hold income of less than $200,000 per year.) (Some­thing tells me he lives in a 95%+ white neigh­bor­hood and that, if he has kids, they go to a pri­vate school.)

He looks at her salary and the hours she is con­trac­tu­ally oblig­ated to work. He con­cludes that, on an hourly wage basis, if she worked a full year (Mon­day through Fri­day; 8 to 4:00; 50 weeks), she would be mak­ing almost 95% of the state’s median house­hold income. (By the way, she doesn’t work a full year and she deserves not to because this is a messed up job. And a very large num­ber of us take other employ­ment in the sum­mer because we have to.)

(And also, by the way, could peo­ple stop call­ing our sum­mer a “three month vaca­tion”? Even Jon Stew­art said it. We get out in mid/late-June and come back in mid/late-August. It’s nice, but it’s nowhere near three fuck­ing months. Trust me. I’ve checked.)

Any­way, Ms. Parker also has a col­lege degree. As of 2004, only 25.6 per­cent of Wis­con­sinites 25 or older had a col­lege degree. I’m curi­ous if Mr. Douchebag would care to go to the effort of cal­cu­lat­ing the median wage for pos­ses­sors of BAs in the Great State of Wis­con­sin. I bet not. And I bet that it is more than what Ms. Parker makes. Wanna bet, Mr. Douchebag? I’ll bet you don’t want to bet because we already know that she makes less than at least half of the peo­ple who don’t have col­lege degrees.

Mr. Douchebag also cites a “time diary analy­sis” study that indi­cates teach­ers work less than 40 hours per week. I have none other than anec­do­tal grounds to con­test that. Any of the three schools I have worked at would grind to an absolute halt in a mat­ter of days if teach­ers stopped work­ing nights and week­ends or oth­er­wise lim­ited them­selves to 40 hours per week.

What Mr. Douchebag fails to men­tion from the same study, acci­den­tally I’m sure, is that teach­ers are more likely to work at home, work on Sun­day, work between 10pm and 6am, and to hold mul­ti­ple jobs than other professionals.

How many hours do douchebags at con­ser­v­a­tive think tanks work? What’s your hourly wage?

Mr. Teach­bad

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